Post by billythegoat on May 28, 2019 1:25:29 GMT -5
We open on an image that Maximum Japan hasn’t seen since October. We open on Seattle Pro Pride Champion, Billy Danielson sitting in a throne, flashing that infamous smirk to the camera. A single light falls upon him, making him look almost like a bond villain. He scoffs as the camera gets closer to him.
“You know, I didn’t think I’d be back in this dump.”
He pauses for a second as a look of arrogant disgust appears upon his face.
“The last time I was here, I was supposed to become the King of the Lions after getting shafted for six months by Lion’s Road, just for WildStar D to attack me in the corner and killing Lion’s Road in the promise… the first time.”
Billy shakes his head at the disappointment he felt in returning to Max-J.
“Now, I’m here in Maximum Japanese Dumpster Fire once again, because this company needs saving.”
“You see, after Eli Buchanan shoved Red Tiger Kid down everyone’s throat for a week, and essentially stealing two titles away from me, he also practically killed “NT-MLW-Lion’s Whatever” a second and third time. When Red Tiger Kid won that TV title he ended the reign of the only champion keeping the show running, because Eli couldn’t keep himself from being a biased waste of everyone’s time.”
“Now I hear that he and one of my dad’s students are here trying to effectively kill Max-J’s tag team division, but I wasn’t going to let that happen.”
Billy puts a finger out, and waves it disapprovingly. The look on his face is beyond disgust now, boarding almost rage. He takes a deep breath to calm himself.
“And that’s why me and my partner are here. To save Pollo Bucket’s last real wrestling show, and make this tag division mean something again. Isn’t that right, my friend?”
The camera pans out to see a dark figure sitting in an identical throne right next to Billy. The light above Billy doesn’t quite reach him yet, but it’s enough to know someone’s there. The figure nods and Billy continues.
“You see, Red Tiger Kid and his little Squires buddy think that they broke some glass ceiling when it took a month for Red Tiger Kid to finally defeat me, but what they don’t know, is that they’ve only just begun to bump their heads at the base of the Great of All Time… and his partner.”
Billy notions to the mysterious figure, who doesn’t move or say a word.
“I scoured the globe for a like minded individual. I called up every international star in the industry today, and even though most of my big name friends couldn’t make it as they wrestle all over the world and twice on Sunday, but I finally found the perfect running mate for this tournament.”
“I found someone that agrees that Max Japan needs to be saved from irrelevant boy scouts, the alphabet soup of humanity that is this roster, and people who won the big one just to lose their edge a minute later."
"I found someone that can stand by me, and bring prestige back to a broken division held hostage by some Japanese edgelords."
"I found someone that can tear through this entire Toukon Tournament by himself, but won’t, because he knows that everything is Greater when you have the Intergalactic Emperor around.”
“I found… this guy”
Billy points at the dark figure, but again it only just a tease. He knows that his tag team partner is still in the dark, but he is still keeping the world in anticipation. The man who Billy thinks is going to help him win the MJPW World Tag Team Championship and save the company, sits just out of eye sight. He faces his mystery partner.
“Together, you and I are going to save this whole damn place, and not a damn person can stop us-”
Billy Pauses
“Dude, are you going to chime in and say something, or are you just going to stare into space while we have to guess what your inner monologue is?”
A familiar voice rings from the dark figure, as he snaps back.
“Depends… are you going to turn the light on over my throne or not?”
“My bad, sometimes the clapper doesn’t work.”
Billy claps his hands, and the light shines on Billy Danielson’s new tag team partner…
Former Lion’s Road KOL champion…
And Current Seattle Pro Heavyweight Champion...
AJ Knight….
The scene fades to black.
“You know, I didn’t think I’d be back in this dump.”
He pauses for a second as a look of arrogant disgust appears upon his face.
“The last time I was here, I was supposed to become the King of the Lions after getting shafted for six months by Lion’s Road, just for WildStar D to attack me in the corner and killing Lion’s Road in the promise… the first time.”
Billy shakes his head at the disappointment he felt in returning to Max-J.
“Now, I’m here in Maximum Japanese Dumpster Fire once again, because this company needs saving.”
“You see, after Eli Buchanan shoved Red Tiger Kid down everyone’s throat for a week, and essentially stealing two titles away from me, he also practically killed “NT-MLW-Lion’s Whatever” a second and third time. When Red Tiger Kid won that TV title he ended the reign of the only champion keeping the show running, because Eli couldn’t keep himself from being a biased waste of everyone’s time.”
“Now I hear that he and one of my dad’s students are here trying to effectively kill Max-J’s tag team division, but I wasn’t going to let that happen.”
Billy puts a finger out, and waves it disapprovingly. The look on his face is beyond disgust now, boarding almost rage. He takes a deep breath to calm himself.
“And that’s why me and my partner are here. To save Pollo Bucket’s last real wrestling show, and make this tag division mean something again. Isn’t that right, my friend?”
The camera pans out to see a dark figure sitting in an identical throne right next to Billy. The light above Billy doesn’t quite reach him yet, but it’s enough to know someone’s there. The figure nods and Billy continues.
“You see, Red Tiger Kid and his little Squires buddy think that they broke some glass ceiling when it took a month for Red Tiger Kid to finally defeat me, but what they don’t know, is that they’ve only just begun to bump their heads at the base of the Great of All Time… and his partner.”
Billy notions to the mysterious figure, who doesn’t move or say a word.
“I scoured the globe for a like minded individual. I called up every international star in the industry today, and even though most of my big name friends couldn’t make it as they wrestle all over the world and twice on Sunday, but I finally found the perfect running mate for this tournament.”
“I found someone that agrees that Max Japan needs to be saved from irrelevant boy scouts, the alphabet soup of humanity that is this roster, and people who won the big one just to lose their edge a minute later."
"I found someone that can stand by me, and bring prestige back to a broken division held hostage by some Japanese edgelords."
"I found someone that can tear through this entire Toukon Tournament by himself, but won’t, because he knows that everything is Greater when you have the Intergalactic Emperor around.”
“I found… this guy”
Billy points at the dark figure, but again it only just a tease. He knows that his tag team partner is still in the dark, but he is still keeping the world in anticipation. The man who Billy thinks is going to help him win the MJPW World Tag Team Championship and save the company, sits just out of eye sight. He faces his mystery partner.
“Together, you and I are going to save this whole damn place, and not a damn person can stop us-”
Billy Pauses
“Dude, are you going to chime in and say something, or are you just going to stare into space while we have to guess what your inner monologue is?”
A familiar voice rings from the dark figure, as he snaps back.
“Depends… are you going to turn the light on over my throne or not?”
“My bad, sometimes the clapper doesn’t work.”
Billy claps his hands, and the light shines on Billy Danielson’s new tag team partner…
Former Lion’s Road KOL champion…
And Current Seattle Pro Heavyweight Champion...
AJ Knight….
The scene fades to black.