Post by Danjon no Unmei on Dec 22, 2018 20:28:01 GMT -5
“Talk of my demise was greatly exaggerated.”
Cold opening. The dark wizard GRIM sits upon his throne. The one thriving Temple of Jorogumo is empty. GRIM looks around and growls.
“Thirty seven days ago, Mike Musket tried to break my body and send me to the Land of the Dead once and for all. Thirty seven days agon, my generals sought to garner Jorogumo’s favor and while I lay in a weakened state took my body and threw it on a cliff, hoping it would smash upon the rocks below. There I lay for a three days and three nights on the edge of death, until Jorogumo finally came to claim my remains and feast.
“Mr. Cameraman, do you want to know what happened next?”
The camera shakes back and forth, indicating this is one tale the man behind it doesn’t want to hear. This only seems to please GRIM, a wicked smile forms across his face.
“With what little strength I had left, I ripped that whore’s eyes out with my own fingers and tore her throat out with my own teeth! As that treacherous bitch screamed in last breath I drank down her blood and let it pour over my broken body. In that moment I was baptised and made anew! Where once she had hoped to feast upon me, it was I who feasted upon her instead!”
GRIM let out an evil cackle and licked his lips with cruel glee.
“Three days I was left broken, but by that same week was over I had grown stronger than I had ever been before. I climbed my way up the very same cliff I had been thrown from and returned here to enact my revenge upon those who had thought to betray me. Jin Hirai has been dealt with for his treachery! Goryō fled back to whence I found him, awaiting to repay the debt that he owes me. As for Sentai… well she awaits me in my chambers to be absolved of her sins.”
He licks his lips again and the camera shakes just a little. The cameraman’s reaction makes the wicked grin on GRIM’s face just that much more wide.
“This leads me to my return to Maximum Japan. How ironic that it should be just as the both that company, and Lions Road as well, are in the throes of its demise. On December 23rd, for one last time I will team with my Demon Brigade comrade, Tokyo Zombie, against two men who have held the Lion’s Road World Champion, David Troy and AJ Knight. Then on December 31st, as 2018 breath its last, I take on the gargantuan Mushigahara.
“David Troy, I suppose you should be congratulated for becoming the first ever two-time Lions Road World Champion. As for you, AJ Knight, you recently proved once again why you were considered to be one of the biggest ‘choke’ artists in that company’s history.”
GRIM laughs at his own joke, making reference to Knight recently being choked out by Alexander Irvine.
“Too bad all your hard work it for naught. Lions Road is dead and everything either of you did there means nothing now! Save your tears, death is a natural part of life. What awaits you two when you stand across the ring from Zombie and myself tomorrow, there will be nothing natural about it! The Demon Brigade will destroy you, two of Lions Road’s greatest competitors, and we will crush the very life out of you, snuffing out the last remnants of that once great company! Lions Road is dead, and so to will be your hopes of paying tribute to its rotting corpse with a victory!
“As for you, Mushigahara. I have watched you from afar and you are truly as magnificent a warrior as they say. Mountains tremble in your wake, tree uproot as you pass and men fall at your feet! Many say that you are unstoppable and no man can stand you. Well, Mushigahara, I am no simple man. I am GRIM, the eater of Jorogumo. I have seen you fight and know your weaknesses! You may be stronger and and larger, but I know how to bring you to your knees and how to poison your very soul. Mushigahara, you shall be the one to fall at my feet as a wave of darkness flows across this world!
“Lions Road is dead! Maxium Japan will soon follow! All glory to the Demon Brigade! Do not fear the dark!”
Cold opening. The dark wizard GRIM sits upon his throne. The one thriving Temple of Jorogumo is empty. GRIM looks around and growls.
“Thirty seven days ago, Mike Musket tried to break my body and send me to the Land of the Dead once and for all. Thirty seven days agon, my generals sought to garner Jorogumo’s favor and while I lay in a weakened state took my body and threw it on a cliff, hoping it would smash upon the rocks below. There I lay for a three days and three nights on the edge of death, until Jorogumo finally came to claim my remains and feast.
“Mr. Cameraman, do you want to know what happened next?”
The camera shakes back and forth, indicating this is one tale the man behind it doesn’t want to hear. This only seems to please GRIM, a wicked smile forms across his face.
“With what little strength I had left, I ripped that whore’s eyes out with my own fingers and tore her throat out with my own teeth! As that treacherous bitch screamed in last breath I drank down her blood and let it pour over my broken body. In that moment I was baptised and made anew! Where once she had hoped to feast upon me, it was I who feasted upon her instead!”
GRIM let out an evil cackle and licked his lips with cruel glee.
“Three days I was left broken, but by that same week was over I had grown stronger than I had ever been before. I climbed my way up the very same cliff I had been thrown from and returned here to enact my revenge upon those who had thought to betray me. Jin Hirai has been dealt with for his treachery! Goryō fled back to whence I found him, awaiting to repay the debt that he owes me. As for Sentai… well she awaits me in my chambers to be absolved of her sins.”
He licks his lips again and the camera shakes just a little. The cameraman’s reaction makes the wicked grin on GRIM’s face just that much more wide.
“This leads me to my return to Maximum Japan. How ironic that it should be just as the both that company, and Lions Road as well, are in the throes of its demise. On December 23rd, for one last time I will team with my Demon Brigade comrade, Tokyo Zombie, against two men who have held the Lion’s Road World Champion, David Troy and AJ Knight. Then on December 31st, as 2018 breath its last, I take on the gargantuan Mushigahara.
“David Troy, I suppose you should be congratulated for becoming the first ever two-time Lions Road World Champion. As for you, AJ Knight, you recently proved once again why you were considered to be one of the biggest ‘choke’ artists in that company’s history.”
GRIM laughs at his own joke, making reference to Knight recently being choked out by Alexander Irvine.
“Too bad all your hard work it for naught. Lions Road is dead and everything either of you did there means nothing now! Save your tears, death is a natural part of life. What awaits you two when you stand across the ring from Zombie and myself tomorrow, there will be nothing natural about it! The Demon Brigade will destroy you, two of Lions Road’s greatest competitors, and we will crush the very life out of you, snuffing out the last remnants of that once great company! Lions Road is dead, and so to will be your hopes of paying tribute to its rotting corpse with a victory!
“As for you, Mushigahara. I have watched you from afar and you are truly as magnificent a warrior as they say. Mountains tremble in your wake, tree uproot as you pass and men fall at your feet! Many say that you are unstoppable and no man can stand you. Well, Mushigahara, I am no simple man. I am GRIM, the eater of Jorogumo. I have seen you fight and know your weaknesses! You may be stronger and and larger, but I know how to bring you to your knees and how to poison your very soul. Mushigahara, you shall be the one to fall at my feet as a wave of darkness flows across this world!
“Lions Road is dead! Maxium Japan will soon follow! All glory to the Demon Brigade! Do not fear the dark!”