Post by xpressfighting on Sept 8, 2018 13:38:55 GMT -5
***THE FOLLOWING IS AN XPRESS FIGHTING SYSTEMS PROMOTIONAL VIDEO***
“Just LOOK at this BEAST!”
The camera shoots up...and up...and UP...to take in The Mountain
“All throughout the J1 Summit, this man DOMINATED the competition and inspired an entire GENERATION of fans to cry out against the status quo of Max Japan. And the ONLY man who was able to best him, the ONLY person able to have their hands raised when facing the Mountain was the winner himself. So we here at Xpress Fighting Systems must beg the question…”
Cunningham slams the racket against him palm and barks out a cackle of laughter.
“Who could POSSIBLY face our #1 PRIME trainee on the upcoming Attack of the Castle! Tour? And the answer is...of course…NO ONE! A host of tag team competitions will SIMPLY mean a HOST of bodies laying in his WAKE! The Mountain shall spew lava and fire upon the likes of rejects from Seattle Pro and Lion’s Road to the point where NO ONE will wish to face off against this monstrous man, and even Hammerstein will be afraid of him and stand in their corner in his fear, allowing the Mountain to single-handedly DESTROY his competition.
“And do NOT even get me STARTED on what he is going to do while representing both Xpress Fighting Systems and Max Pro in the WAR with Lion’s Road when he faces off against Irvine and Pulver! Even the officials of Max Pro, how have been PROVEN to be BIASED and CORRUPT, understand that their BEST BET in this battle for supremacy. Even THEY know that-”
The little man’s voice is cut off as a giant hand is clapped to his shoulder. He snickers as he looks up and sees the stoic face of Shinjiro take over the room.
“Pulver.”
His voice is deep and gravely, as if part of his morning routine included picking rocks from a mountain, breaking them up with his own hands, and then gargling them in water. He speaks in short sentences, his words clipped as his strong accent moves around the English words.
“I promised to break your face. Soon, I fulfill that promise. Twenty-four days. You have twenty-four days to look in the mirror. To enjoy the mirror. To enjoy your face. In twenty-four days…”
He points down to his knee, the camera following his movements, until scrolling back up.
“...I break it.”
Arnold Cunningham cackles loudly as he reaches up and claps Shinjiro on the shoulder before turning back to the camera.
“And then! Oh, and THEN, dear fans! After the Mountain has left all the competition under the rubble? After he has dispatched EVERYONE from Dogs of War to intergalactic lightweight heroes to wannabe cowboys, those BIASED and CORRUPT officials will have NO CHOICE to do the RIGHT THING and grant us a shot at the World’s Championship against Zenki on the final day of the tour. Indeed, we will STEAMROLL through ANYONE and EVERYONE on our trek to the Yamata Athletic Plaza and, by the end of it all, the very demon lord HIMSELF will be COWERING in the corner as with kick him...knee him...DEMOLISH him...and give EVERYONE at Max Pro what they deserve:
“A champion they can be proud of.
“Because, while Zenki SLEPT and RESTED on his laurels, the Mountain Shinjiro, on behalf of Xpress Fighting Systems, was busy becoming the NEW face of puroresu! He was becoming someone that the entire nation of Japan could look up to...both spiritually AND physically! He is the TRUE winner of the Pyramid League and, according to the LATEST poll from that veritable source of TRUE wrestling coverage, CoolTube, was voted THE MOST liked and wanted wrestler across the ENTIRE J1.
“So enjoy your championship while it lasts, Zenki. Enjoy it just as Pulver enjoys his face. Because at the end of the Attack of the Castle! Tour, it will be the MOUNTAIN who stands tall, with all championships and accolades on HIS shoulders!”
Cunningham offers another mad cackle as Shinjiro Nakama stands tall and resolute.