Post by "Outlaw" Jun Vegas on Sept 10, 2018 18:05:24 GMT -5
To the forest we go!
A random patch of forest on Mt. Fuji, that is. And standing in the middle of a clearling in said forest… yep, in his fur coat, cowboy hat, furry boots and wrestling gear despite the sun starting to set is “Outlaw” Jun Vegas. With hands on hips and a boot firmly placed on a loose log to project more manliness, The Ace of Aces takes a moment to bask in the wilderness…
...and sighs with disgust.
“I… I don't think this is where Mr. Musket asked us to meet him,” he frowns. “Eye Candy, do either of you have cell reception? Maybe give Bootsy a call?”
Yuu and Yuki Mizuka are not far behind Jun, both messing with their phones.
“Jun-san, I have nothing,” Yuu says. “Yuki might have something, though.”
Yuki shows her phone. “I’m on Tinder right now. Somebody named BigBootsyBigYouKnowWhat keeps messaging me, but it's probably some stalker or something.”
Jun shakes his head.
“I'll find him and rough him up later if he's bothering you, Yuki. But to our current situation… we must meet with Mr. Musket soon. We've trained every day these last two weeks and we all have to be on the same page to not only take on the Lion's Road invaders, but for our future World Tag Team Championship match! This team build is crucial to our future plans!”
“Your plate is full, Jun-san, yes?” Yuu asks.
“Indeed, my dear. What lies ahead for myself means the world to me. While I have not been with MAX-JAPAN that long, they have entrusted me with defending its honor and I have no plans of letting them down. Mr. Musket and I will be joining forces with METAL HERO and Kusumoto to take on four of Lion's Road's best - among them, two men I utterly despise. Those WALL hatemongers, Irvine and Seville. I must also defend our home’s honor when I fight Seville, mano-e-Outlaw! I look forward to breaking his jaw shut and silencing his filth rhetoric should he get lippy with me.”
He turns to the Eye Candy as he continues.
“But it isn’t the Lion’s Road invaders alone we’re battling. I will be on opposite ends of tag team matches against members of The Demon Brigade. There are some out there that may not like our chances… but trust me when I say, if GRIM, or Tokyo Zombie or even our champion Lord ZENKI himself have any plans to look past me as an unknown quantity, they will find out FIRST-HAND that I know when to Hold ‘Em AND when to Fold ‘Em… you know, the respective names of my finishers, of course.”
“Yes,” Yuki nodded.
“And I promise you ladies… that come the end of this tour… whether it is the Demon Brigade or those WALL savages, Alexander Irvine and Justin Seville that hold the gold, I promise you that the gamble that MAX-J has taken on me WILL pay off for everybody! Mr. Musket and I may be a new team, but MAX-J and Lion’s Road better believe that we will rise to the challenge of whoever we must face to become your new World Tag Team Champions come October! Now! Are you with me?”
“Yeah!” both ladies cheer.
Jun Vegas continues.
“I’ll ask again, darlings… ARE YOU WITH ME?!”
“YEAH!” The Eye Candy yell louder.
“FANTASTIC… because, I’ll be honest, it is starting to get cold AF out here and in listing my hopes and dreams, I forgot where we were so we best find Mr. Musket.
The Eye Candy nod, decide to each slightly take another direction.
“MIKE-SAN!” Yuu yells.
“MIKE-SAN! WE ARE HERE!” Yuki shouts.
The two continue to seek out Jun’s new tag team partner as Jun himself searches the clearing. Without warning, a bush starts to shake nearby. The girls huddle close to Jun as he puts up his dukes, ready to throw down.
“Come on out! I got my good shitkickers on!”
The bush shakes frantically until out comes a very distressed elk! The animal runs off and Jun notices something as it passes them by.
“I think… can elks have black eyes?” Jun asks.
The Eye Candy shrug while Jun points in the direction the elk just ran from.
“HE'S THAT-A-WAY! ONWARD TO TEAM BUILDS AND UPWARDS TO YOUR NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… wait for it… “
He turns to the ladies with a sly smile.
“WILD ACES!”
Fade.