Post by davidtroy on Nov 22, 2018 23:54:18 GMT -5
Deep, roaring laughter.
“They did it again, didn’t they?!”
Spoken Japanese.
Cold open.
The chuckling visage of the one and only God-Beast of Maximum Japan, Mushigihara, greets us.
“They went ahead and put me in that ring across Frank Dylan James, huh? Somebody must have leaked to them our history together!
“If you don’t follow American pro wrestling, Frank and I have had our share of violent battles, NASTY ones. That’s what happens when you put two big, monstrous people who don’t like each other, like us, and let them fight, after all.
“Of course he goes to talking about my weight, which…”
In a mannerism he probably picked up from living in the West, he rolls his eyes and lets out a dismissive “PFFFFFFT.”
“I used to be a sumo wrestler. So yeah, I’m a big guy by design. Though I’ve actually lost some more weight since the last time we met in the States… but that doesn’t matter. What matters is, I hope Frank doesn’t get too drowsy from all that Thanksgiving turkey, because I’m going to Tokyo to wake his sorry ass up the only way I know how.
“They have me facing you in a tag team match, Frank… I don’t know much about the fella they’re teaming me with, but we’ll have time for formalities once we get the tour running, heh heh heh.”
The God-Beast chuckles again.
“Perhaps one of these days I’ll sit in on the Maximum Japan dojo and have formal introductions; after all, they have a fellow former sumo that I teamed with last time…
“I wonder how Frank introduced himself to his Japanese partners, eh?”
He grins, before switching to speaking English in an exaggerated redneck accent.
“WEEEEEELLLLLLLL, HOWDY, PARTNER! AH’M OL’ EFF DEE JAY! WELL, STOMP ON A FROG N’ SHOVE A CROWBAR UP MAH NOSE, WE’S GON’ BE A GEWD TAG TEAM, YESIRREE! YEEEEEEEEE-HAW!”
Back to Japanese.
“After which much off-road driving in a Jeep and blowing up huge fireworks ensued, I’m sure.
“But that isn’t important. What IS important though is, we re-ignite the next chapter of this history between us, Frank… and together we show Japan just how violent you and I can be.
“Are you ready? I sure am.”
Another smile, before bellowing out…
“OSU!!!”
Cut.
“They did it again, didn’t they?!”
Spoken Japanese.
Cold open.
The chuckling visage of the one and only God-Beast of Maximum Japan, Mushigihara, greets us.
“They went ahead and put me in that ring across Frank Dylan James, huh? Somebody must have leaked to them our history together!
“If you don’t follow American pro wrestling, Frank and I have had our share of violent battles, NASTY ones. That’s what happens when you put two big, monstrous people who don’t like each other, like us, and let them fight, after all.
“Of course he goes to talking about my weight, which…”
In a mannerism he probably picked up from living in the West, he rolls his eyes and lets out a dismissive “PFFFFFFT.”
“I used to be a sumo wrestler. So yeah, I’m a big guy by design. Though I’ve actually lost some more weight since the last time we met in the States… but that doesn’t matter. What matters is, I hope Frank doesn’t get too drowsy from all that Thanksgiving turkey, because I’m going to Tokyo to wake his sorry ass up the only way I know how.
“They have me facing you in a tag team match, Frank… I don’t know much about the fella they’re teaming me with, but we’ll have time for formalities once we get the tour running, heh heh heh.”
The God-Beast chuckles again.
“Perhaps one of these days I’ll sit in on the Maximum Japan dojo and have formal introductions; after all, they have a fellow former sumo that I teamed with last time…
“I wonder how Frank introduced himself to his Japanese partners, eh?”
He grins, before switching to speaking English in an exaggerated redneck accent.
“WEEEEEELLLLLLLL, HOWDY, PARTNER! AH’M OL’ EFF DEE JAY! WELL, STOMP ON A FROG N’ SHOVE A CROWBAR UP MAH NOSE, WE’S GON’ BE A GEWD TAG TEAM, YESIRREE! YEEEEEEEEE-HAW!”
Back to Japanese.
“After which much off-road driving in a Jeep and blowing up huge fireworks ensued, I’m sure.
“But that isn’t important. What IS important though is, we re-ignite the next chapter of this history between us, Frank… and together we show Japan just how violent you and I can be.
“Are you ready? I sure am.”
Another smile, before bellowing out…
“OSU!!!”
Cut.