[Bursting up to the podium with little to no fanfare, but not less than a little shock from the Japanese Media, the Shirtless Cowboy Hat wearing, big broad black handlebar mustachioed Sam Bass grabs the podium, black glove on his right hand.]
"Now I reckon the goddamn lot of you have some questions about the Ole Blackheart Making his way to the land of tiny cars and people."