Post by hammerstein on Mar 8, 2019 23:07:35 GMT -5
SEKAI NO KAI IS ON THE AIR!
HERE IS YOUR HOST...KAI HARRISON!
How's it goin, wrestling fans. This segment we're gonna be talking Maximum Japan Pro Wrestling and the European leg of the Toukon Road Tour, which they're callin Europa Rush. Once again, joining me is one of the favorites of the MAX-J fans, The American Monster, Jacob Hammerstein. So, Hammer, in the last segment, we talked about your personal life, but now let's get into The Europa Rush Tour.
Yeah, this Europa Rush tour is gonna be amazing. Two weeks, six countries, and a helluva lot of big fights.
You're figurin pretty prominently on these cards, Hammerstein. Let me get your feelins on your matches and a lot of them are tagged matches, so let me get your feelings on your tag team partners as well as your opponents.
Startin it all off, you're teamin with Chris Ravenna on Day One in Stockholm, and you're goin against ZENKI and GRIM.
Chris is a super talented athlete, and has a great head on his shoulders. I think we're gonna do well against the Demon Brigade, in fact I know we're going to bring home the W.
Day Two you're teamin with Balloon Yamazaki against ZENKI and Shigaru Toyama in Berlin.
Well, I'm not all that familiar with Balloon or Toyama, but I damn sure am with ZENKI. This is going to be a helluva fight, and me and Balloon are bringin home that W in this one too.
On Day Three in the Athens, you'll be teamin up with the wildman Frank Dylan James, a guy you're not exactly on friendly terms with, to go against David Troy and Mushigahara.
Yeah, anytime you're fighting a top champ, it's a big deal. And me and FDJ are fighting two of the top champions in the world. This is going to be a wild and crazy fight and, as long as me and James don't kill each other, it's going to be a hell of a lot of fun.
You get to mix it up with your old buddy James Edwards again on Day Five in Paris, France and then the tour finale on March 23 in London.
Yeah, they're callin this a grudge match, I feel like me and Edwards have buried our grudge, but that don't mean we're not gonna fight like we still hold it. This one's gonna be a brutal, violent match, and it could conceivably end up with us fightin on the top of the Eiffel tower. Not sure what's happenin in London, but it's gonna be huge.
Hammer, you'll notice I skipped Day Four in Madrid. It's the main event, inside a steel cage, you and your old pal, Alexander Irvine.
Hammerstein takes in a deep breathand exhales it. His voice takes on a much more serious tone.
Yeah, this is the fight I've been lookin forward to more than any other on this whole fuckin tour. Irvine's had beef with me since he first laid eyes on me almost four years ago, back when he was openin doors for Julian Cutlass and carryin his luggage around.
This guy has taken every opportunity to talk shit about me, whether it's about me, my wife, nothin's off limits with this guy.
Everybody knows why he does this. He's far past any prime he's ever known. The only way he can keep up with everyone else is to have an equalizer injected in him. And he looks at me, and sees what he could've been. I'm what Alexander Irvine wanted to be, only better. He's jealous, and he knows he can't hang, so he takes the cheap shit talker's route.
It's obvious from his breathing that Hammerstein has worked himself into a new frenzy, as he speaks through clenched teeth.
Well, Irvine, on March Seventeenth, in Madrid, inside the steel cage, the time for cheap insults and shit talkin will be over. And it'll be time to shut your mouth, put up your hands, and fight.
Irvine, no amount of TRT, HGH, none of that shit is gonna be able to save ya from what I'm bringin to ya. And when it's all over, I'm gonna leave ya just conscious enough to see me standin over ya, with my hand raised in victory. And that's the moment you'll realize that your fuckin time is over once and all!
*CLICK*
Hello? Hammerstein? Wow. Yeah, he hung up.
This man is seriously pissed.
We'll be right back.
HERE IS YOUR HOST...KAI HARRISON!
How's it goin, wrestling fans. This segment we're gonna be talking Maximum Japan Pro Wrestling and the European leg of the Toukon Road Tour, which they're callin Europa Rush. Once again, joining me is one of the favorites of the MAX-J fans, The American Monster, Jacob Hammerstein. So, Hammer, in the last segment, we talked about your personal life, but now let's get into The Europa Rush Tour.
Yeah, this Europa Rush tour is gonna be amazing. Two weeks, six countries, and a helluva lot of big fights.
You're figurin pretty prominently on these cards, Hammerstein. Let me get your feelins on your matches and a lot of them are tagged matches, so let me get your feelings on your tag team partners as well as your opponents.
Startin it all off, you're teamin with Chris Ravenna on Day One in Stockholm, and you're goin against ZENKI and GRIM.
Chris is a super talented athlete, and has a great head on his shoulders. I think we're gonna do well against the Demon Brigade, in fact I know we're going to bring home the W.
Day Two you're teamin with Balloon Yamazaki against ZENKI and Shigaru Toyama in Berlin.
Well, I'm not all that familiar with Balloon or Toyama, but I damn sure am with ZENKI. This is going to be a helluva fight, and me and Balloon are bringin home that W in this one too.
On Day Three in the Athens, you'll be teamin up with the wildman Frank Dylan James, a guy you're not exactly on friendly terms with, to go against David Troy and Mushigahara.
Yeah, anytime you're fighting a top champ, it's a big deal. And me and FDJ are fighting two of the top champions in the world. This is going to be a wild and crazy fight and, as long as me and James don't kill each other, it's going to be a hell of a lot of fun.
You get to mix it up with your old buddy James Edwards again on Day Five in Paris, France and then the tour finale on March 23 in London.
Yeah, they're callin this a grudge match, I feel like me and Edwards have buried our grudge, but that don't mean we're not gonna fight like we still hold it. This one's gonna be a brutal, violent match, and it could conceivably end up with us fightin on the top of the Eiffel tower. Not sure what's happenin in London, but it's gonna be huge.
Hammer, you'll notice I skipped Day Four in Madrid. It's the main event, inside a steel cage, you and your old pal, Alexander Irvine.
Hammerstein takes in a deep breathand exhales it. His voice takes on a much more serious tone.
Yeah, this is the fight I've been lookin forward to more than any other on this whole fuckin tour. Irvine's had beef with me since he first laid eyes on me almost four years ago, back when he was openin doors for Julian Cutlass and carryin his luggage around.
This guy has taken every opportunity to talk shit about me, whether it's about me, my wife, nothin's off limits with this guy.
Everybody knows why he does this. He's far past any prime he's ever known. The only way he can keep up with everyone else is to have an equalizer injected in him. And he looks at me, and sees what he could've been. I'm what Alexander Irvine wanted to be, only better. He's jealous, and he knows he can't hang, so he takes the cheap shit talker's route.
It's obvious from his breathing that Hammerstein has worked himself into a new frenzy, as he speaks through clenched teeth.
Well, Irvine, on March Seventeenth, in Madrid, inside the steel cage, the time for cheap insults and shit talkin will be over. And it'll be time to shut your mouth, put up your hands, and fight.
Irvine, no amount of TRT, HGH, none of that shit is gonna be able to save ya from what I'm bringin to ya. And when it's all over, I'm gonna leave ya just conscious enough to see me standin over ya, with my hand raised in victory. And that's the moment you'll realize that your fuckin time is over once and all!
*CLICK*
Hello? Hammerstein? Wow. Yeah, he hung up.
This man is seriously pissed.
We'll be right back.