Post by xpressfighting on May 17, 2019 14:48:01 GMT -5
***THE FOLLOWING IS AN XPRESS FIGHTING SYSTEMS PROMOTIONAL VIDEO***
The voiceover of Arnold Cunningham is filled with such exasperate energy that the view can just SEE his red face and bulging eyes.
Do NOT be fooled into thinking that ANYTHING else matters! Success! SUCCESS! Even if you must OVERCOME adversity and...dare I say it...DIRTY, STINKING CHEATERS!
The camera fades into footage of Shinjiro Nakama standing in an XWF ring for the first time, then to cuts of him failing in his first three matches, the kickboxing champion struggling to learn how to perform in a mixed martial art such as professional wrestling.
YOU HEARD ME! Cheaters that STINK!
The footage turns to Nakama having his hand raised in victory over Matt Pulver, but then Pulver being handed the Pyramid League Trophy, with the camera just catching in the corner the smiling face of Judge Kaneda, future person of interest in a case involving sports bribery.
But this did NOT stop THE MOOOOOOUNTAIN! No no! NOT AT ALL! Aftering a successful third place finish in his very FIRST J-1 Summit, Nakama was named the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER for the World Championship. And while he was met with disappointment-
The camera cuts to Nakama being hoisted in the air by the smaller ZENKI and driven down with a brainbuster that shook the very building.
-it was moment which began his TRUE purpose of becoming the FACE of ALLLLLLLLL of Puro! For that was...to this day...the LAST time he has been defeated in SINGLES COMBAT! Opponent-
-the largest Running Knee in the business knocks out KOSUKE-
-after opponent-
-a multitude of people are grabbed from behind, hoisted up into the air, and dropped down with a German suplex of the highest angle in quick cuts of the camera. Tokyo Zombie. Irvine. Edwards.
-felt his wrath as he collapsed his GREAT WEIGHT upon the ENTIRE ROSTER and become the first EVER Royal Road Championship, beginning a run of SHEER DOMINANCE so MASSIVE and UNDENIABLE that all of the children across the islands of his homeland FLOCK to him for guidance and fatherly love!
-the behemoth is mobbed by children at various MAX functions, the uniquely blonde-haired native wrestler holding them up on his shoulders and allowing them to take as many pictures as they want.
And he CRUSHES! He MAIMS! He DOMINATES!
-quick cuts of the camera with Nakama driving knees into the faces of Minamoto and Knight, of suplexing Revenna and GRIM, including a lazy one-footed pin over Allen.
He has become THE most SUCCESSFUL and DECORATED champion in ALLLLL of Puro!
-the camera cuts through footage of Nakama being handed the World Tag Team Championship, the Toukon Road Cup, and bouquets of flowers as he is handed the Royal Road Championship five times, first for winning it in the tournament and four times in his record run of defenses
And now! NOW! He faces a MAN-CHILD! Now! NOW! He faces some fresh-faced little pipsqueak BRAT who thinks that rainbows pooped out by unicorns while galloping through fields of marshmallows is how you breed success!
-footage of Ojima prancing around...which MAY be video manipulation...maybe...probably...including some conveniently terrible looking kicks that, lets face it, looked a lot better when everyone saw them live, but for SOME REASON they look weak and terrible in this production. Yep, even the one that KO’d Earth Warrior that one time.
But what can I say about someone who thinks that going back and forth with Sativa all day is a good thing?! My God! Literally NO ONE respects that “wrestler” and this Goody Two-Shoes “Hero” will probably end up laying down for her! Be careful, son: She has a tendency to “accidentally” murder the people who lay down with her!
But! Holy hell BUT! Even IF he went missing and murdered by Sativa, that would be NOTHING compared to what THE MOUNTAIN is going to do to him as THE MOUNTAIN completes his epic FIFTH title defense! Because while death with that thing...which is the kindest word I can use...would certainly NOT be a good day, the little baby boy is going to be BEGGING for that sweet release of death after what shall be a TERRIBLE day at the hands of the CURE for PURO’S ILLNESSES...SHINJIRO NAKAMA!
-one final shot of Nakama standing tall-