Post by xpressfighting on Aug 29, 2018 0:28:50 GMT -5
***THE FOLLOWING IS AN XPRESS FIGHTING SYSTEMS PROMOTIONAL VIDEO***
The unmistakable Southern accent of Arnold Cunningham plays over a scene in a modern gym. Rows of freeweights and a variety of cardio machines surround a wrestling ring, the entire room bathed in a light so bright as to challenge the sun itself. Shinjiro Nakama stands in that ring, body glistening with sweat, and older man with graying hair standing in front of him. The man, smaller than Nakama, like most in Japan, shoots in on his opponent and, thrusting his arms and legs out, catches the big man and rolls him down to the ground into a small package. After a few seconds, Nakama’s massive limbs burst out with explosive force, breaking the hold. The two get to their feet slowly, clearly worn with exhaustion.
“もう一回”
Do you see how RELENTLESS the Mountain is? Do you see how DETERMINED he is?!
Cunningham’s voice plays over the men as they engage in their motions again. The older man shoots in, wraps up Nakama, and rolls him into a small package before powerful legs kick free and the two find themselves standing, each breath from the men becoming more and more labored.
“もう一回”
The old man shoots in and the scene repeats, though slower than before. They both grunt as the roll to the ground, and the explosion of limbs to break the pin takes longer to happen. Both up to a knee, both pushing off back to standing.
“もう一回”
You have NO idea what awaits you, Tokyo Zombie. NO IDEA! Every night...EVERY NIGHT...The Mountain studies your SNEAKY tactic from earlier in the month. He watches the DVD of the closing moments in every way imaginable. He watches in real time. He watches in slow motion. He watches in REVERSE! Why, he even has a printed picture of you TRICKING him with a move he has never even HEARD of plastered on his ceiling at night! There are dozens...LITERALLY DOZENS...of fine young women, with a wide range of scruples, who have been left UNSATISFIED because the Mountain is SO obsessed with RECTIFYING the EGREGIOUS error in your last match.
“もう一回”
Once again, the two go through the motions.
You speak of sitting upon the mountain top, Zombie, but I have news for you! There will be NO rest atop the mountain! There will be NO tea drunk out of tiny cups under a sea of cherry blossoms. Because of your HEINOUS actions against the NUMBER ONE Xpress Fighting Systems protege, there will not even be a mountain TOP! Because as you have seen with your own eyes across this tournament, when Shinjiro needs to kick into a higher gear...he does. When he needs to evolve...he does. When he needs to reach into himself and rip out GREATNESS...HE…DOES! When next you and he meet, there will NOT be a mountaintop for you to rest upon, because this man, this MOUNTAIN, will erupt into a volcano of destruction the likes of which Japan hasn’t seen since Mount Ontake!
And then after that? After the Mountain has erupted and avenged his loss against the VILLAINOUS Zombie? He goes onto the final night and faces Zenki. You see, we here at Xpress Fighting Systems have no fear in Hammerstein, a man who has gone from photoshopping moron with spiky hair to insane asylum inmate in less than two years. Oh no, no no, we KNOW that he shall FALL to the leader of the Demons. But! Oh, BUT! Zenki’s victory is only for the moment! Zenki’s victory is only for the night! Because he will then be covered, burned, and SNUFFED OUT by the lava of the Mountain’s eruption!
Just imagine! The Mountain shall take this company, this company who is STEEPED in TREACHERY and BETRAYAL, and FORCE it to be as honorable and PURE as the Mountain himself! A man born of immaculate conception to a miko, raised to be the world’s PUREST fighter, and now DOMINATING in Max Pro! The TRUE winner of the Pyramid Grappling League! And now the VANQUISHER of the Demon Squad! First GRIM by way of Dragon Suplex! Then Tokyo, RIPPING AWAY his loss with an HONORABLE victory, something that his opponent could NEVER even FATHOM, and then standing tall, arm raised in the air, VICTORIOUS over the VANQUISHED Zenki.
BEHOLD!
The RIGHTFUL Pyramid Grappling League Champion.
The J1 Summit Champion
And soon! The World’s HEAVYWEIGHT Champion!
The MOUNTAIN Shinjiro Nakama!